Booking a London VIP escort was one of the best decisions I ever made in my life. It has helped me become a more balanced person, it has given me something really fun to do on lonely nights and, by popular opinion, it has turned me into a much better lover. The popular opinion is from ladies I met outside the escorting world, of course. Anyway, looking back to that wonderful event, I don’t want it to be forgotten forever when my Alzheimer’s finally gets me, so I’m going to share it with everyone.
It was a mid-summer’s night, 3 years ago. It was so hot outside and I felt like I was overflowing with love and friendship, and I just needed someone to share it with.
I hope you lot didn’t buy that for a second. This is England! It was a bloody cold evening and I was bloody miserable. I had just returned from a work related trip to France and I was in a really “I hate my life” moment. I was desperate to get out of the house, but all my friends (yes, all 3 of them) were busy and couldn’t spare a couple of hours for poor old Sam. I was so bored that I was even tempted to call my shrew of an ex-wife and see if she wanted to hook up.
The London VIP escort choice
Luckily, I wasn’t that big of a tool and remembered a story I read about a guy who started booking VIP escorts and it basically changed his life. I figured I’d try the same thing, so I did a quick Google search for a London VIP escort. Some of the results I got were just nasty. I tried calling about a dozen numbers before somebody actually picked up the phone. And the person who answered had a voice that gave me the impression that he was a man pretending to be a woman.
I spent about half an hour looking, but then I finally found a pretty good site that had lots of really hot women that you could apparently book. A Brazilian girl caught my eye and I called to book her. They told me that she wasn’t available for that evening, but that there was another Brazilian girl who was. I took a look at her photos and realised she was even better looking than the first one.
I met the girl at a bar and she looked almost exactly like in her pictures. She was really fun and so good at her job that she really made me feel like I was the centre of the world. I won’t bother you with the details too much, but I was perfectly satisfied once our meeting was over. It really was an amazing experience and, since then I have made a habit out of booking a London VIP escort every single time I got a little lonely. I can’t really say it changed my life completely, but it did improve it quite a bit.
My first time with a London VIP escort